Caveat lector
At the insistence of the author's attorneys (and wife and neighbor/BFF) I must state that the tale previously told may have included some untruths and/or hyperbole and/or fantasy.
Probably.
At the insistence of the author's attorneys (and wife and neighbor/BFF) I must state that the tale previously told may have included some untruths and/or hyperbole and/or fantasy.
Probably.
Maybe now those erotic dreams will stop.
But the giant pig holding the meat cleaver and wearing the butcher hat--that was real, right?
Well, duh.