Maybe it's something like yours, too.

Well, actually, it was an incredibly hungover Saturday morning in a Chicago-area Guitar Center, waiting while a friend impulsively bought a Stratocaster.

Honestly, you have never heard "Stairway To Heaven" played simultaneously and in so many different keys, tunings and tempos. That was really my hell, but you get the idea...

EDITOR'S NOTE: A close second, as I believe I have noted in this space before, was being trapped on a transatlantic plane fight during which the in-flight movie was "Patch Adams". I can't tell you how tempted I was to walk out.