Nic Santiago fronted a band who put out a blistering single that's a high point of my collection.

A friend hipped me to his MySpace page(!) where I found something so great that I had to share. I haven't even read the rest, I liked this so much. I hope it doesn't suck:

"When you've just been dumped by the love of your life and you use the salt from your always flowing tears to spice up the low sodium soup you're slurping to get in shape for the rebound babe you're destined to meet, don't do what I did. The spring of 1987 started off swimmingly enough. I was freshly paroled fom a three year hell ride of heartache. It was nobody's fault really but I began to suspect the end was near when during our ever more infrequent lovemaking we had resorted to role playing and would flip a coin each time to see who got to be G.G. Allin."