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Let the record show that today, only a few hours after the calendar start of Spring, only a few days before baseball's opening day, Milwaukee has received more than a FOOT of snow.

I drove my neighbor into her job this morning, entirely missing some gigantic landmarks I usually navigate by (huge municipal buildings, usually almost an eyesore but today obscured in the thickest snow I've seen in a long while).

Finally, after skidding/sliding to a stop for a traffic light, I shook my fist and shouted directly to  the heavens, "Is this all you got, God? Is this all you got? 'Cause I'm not down yet, you son-of-a-bitch! You never knocked me down!'

God has been unavailable for comment.

Which is probably a good thing, since I'm guessing he could still muster up some sort of a NEW Horseman of the Apocalypse, probably something involving network TV.

Or maybe he already has.