So, I was all happy that somebody (Hallmark?) had finally made up a holiday just for me and all the other bad motherf-----s (shut your mouth!)(but I'm talking out me.)(we can dig it!) out there, then someone told me (my wife, maybe) that it's a day for just plain old mothers (you know, like the one you should be calling RIGHT now and stuff?)

At any rate, we all have one, and here's hoping you appreciate her, even though you didn't ASK to be borned.

I appreciate mine, and the one who's a mother to my brood. Thanks.