Disturbing Search Requests

Idly looking through my logs. I wonder:

• who was searching for my name on Valentine's Day?
• what sick bastard was looking for bush+wolfowitz+perle+breasts and why?
• what's the story behind calculus+for+fucking+morons?
• why does Jeffersonian+vs.+Hamiltonian show up so often?
• who was searching for digiovanni+skeleton+ed?
• who was looking for il+pleut+dan+mon+coeur+comme+il+pleut+dans+la+ville? Why?
• what's the story behind spontaneous+combustion+lawsuits?
• tinfoil+helmets?
• shrunk+like+my+nutsack+in+a+bucket+full+of+Icy-Hot?
• fred+rogers+tattoos?

Oh, sure, I know why website comes up for some of these...I just can't imagine what kind of person goes searching for photos of evil men with breasts - and what they expect to find.