This cracks me up - a foreign-language phrasebook with actually useful phrases.

example:

There's a corpse on the bed. Please change the sheets.

Il y a un cadavre sur le lit. S'il vous plaît, faites changer les draps.

Hay un muerto en mi cama. Por favor, cambie las sábanas.


I am reminded of the Japanese phrasebook my friend Jon got a while ago, specifically designed for the travelling slacker. Sample phrase:"Hey, don't use that stuff. That's what turned Ken blue!"

(Suprisingly, I found it at Metafilter .)