Darned winter.


Yesterday evening, I stepped on a patch of ice and did a full belly-flop onto the sidewalk. My beautiful face wasn't wasn't injured, thank heavens ('cuz that modelling cash is coming in mighty handy right now...), but I did something to the right side of my ribs that's making each new breath a dizzying flurry of pain. Send codeine.


It goes without saying that I don't think this is fair.