Why do I find work more than tolerable?


A coworker told me I was too fast for words, so I quoted Ray Stevens back:"They call me the streak, I'm the fastest thing on two feet."


This was greeted with a snort from the next office. "I thought you were a streaker..." said my coworker.


"Oh, no," I said, "they call me the Streak. Some people call me a space cowboy, too..."


"Why? Do you speak of the pompitous of love?"


"Well, yeah..."