A commenter (Dave J.) on this Eschaton post offers up a gem:

Question I'd love to ask Bush:

"Mr. President, no doubt you prayed, in advance of the storm, that the residents of New Orleans would be spared. In actuality, they suffered a direct hit from a category 5 hurricane, 80% of the city is now under water, and the governor has ordered the entire town to evacuate. In light of this, how would you characterize God's response to your prayers?"