I'm mighty freakin' busy. Here's a joke (sort of - more technically it's actually half of two jokes ):

Okay, so a genie walks into a bar. The bartender looks around and says "What's it gonna be?" The genie leaves the bar and comes back in, three times. A Irishman gets close to the genie and shouts "Give me fifty bucks and I'll do something nobody in this bar has ever seen before."

So the genie thinks a minute and says "You have a drink named Eric?"


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