You'd think I would have purposely done some crimes or something over the weekend, just so I could write about them.
But, alas, no, I drank beer and watched the Packers and took naps. I remember when I used to be exciting.
Oh, wait, I remember now! I knocked over some convenience stores! And then I ate sushi and didn't pay for it! And I downsized several hundred workers while pocketing the bonusses the board gave me for our outstanding corporate profits this quarter! Then I set up the fall schedule for our network! Not a single bit of redeemable programming! In fact, we have one show called Jiggle! And another one called Guns! Think of the possibilities! I'm thinking Jiggling Guns! I'm The Man!